You are my best friend! You are my favorite notification. Unknown, 4. Only those who know will understand! Do I ghost you for weeks from time to time? It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. Ralph Waldo Emerson 12. In the case of this stripped-back note, an employee was told they had to submit a letter of resignation in order to leave their job. Either this person doesnt have much to say, or they didnt enjoy their time working there. Eating the croissant you almost made me drop. Show your bestie that youre thinking about them by sending them one of the following funny long-distance friendship quotes. So what can you do other than decide to move on? They just took 2 first and 2 last letter of the word wildlife. I miss you like an idiot misses the point. Marriage: a friendship recognized by the police. Robert Louis Stevenson, 23. Eat, drink and enjoy life with the foodies of the world. Finally, a third note warns that the big cat will pretend to be uninterested but not to fall for his tricks. "Best friends make the good times better and the hard times easier.". Work made us colleagues, but our potty mouths and inappropriate conversations made us friends. Unknown 3. Heads I win, tails you lose. Also, you are just as big and stinky asPumbaais. Also, it appears that it is a sneaky little resignation note from whoever used to work here. We commend this sympathy card; full points for creativity! 21. Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. They might assume it was a mistake, politely inform you the next day, and get on with their lives. Want to know why you eat chocolate, sweets and cakes every time when you are stressed? A Best-Friend Will Support You in Your Tough Times Too. Somebody must have left one of these accusing stickies on a dirty cup, and then everyone else in the office decided to join in. Lets celebrate Singles day today cheers to everyone like me! 17 hours ago, by Njera Perkins Dont you mess with me today or dare to propose me! For some reason, some people think that rules dont apply to them. In 2012, pop star Carly Rae Jepson released catchy hit Call My Maybe, and ever since then, people have been using its lyrics in their own notes and jokes. I cannot think of anything worse than waking up after a night of drinking next to somebody and not being able to remember his name, how you met and why he is dead?! For their selfies: 1. Just kidding, buddy. Best friend: the one that you can be mad at only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them. Unknown 3. Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more. Unknown, Join our free training and learn these 5 secrets to making friends. Put one of our tiny notes in your child's lunchbox so they can find it at recess. Funny text messages for friends It's nice to know that I have a company for spending my eternity in Hell. Do you think we can continue laughing at the stupidest things? Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot? Dont look at me in that tone of voice. Dorothy Parker, 7. You have to share various working spaces, though you probably have a pleasant enough rapport with most people in there. Best friends are like dried leave, they can break at any time. I will reach in 5 minutes for sure (even if it takes an hour!). 1. Friends should be like books, few, but hand-selected. C.J. Feeling like a sexy baby OR Feeling like a monster on the hill. You then consider leaving but these are your friends you're talking to and it can come across as . Friendship is a major theme in a lot of our favorite movies. Best friends talk about poop. Unknown 5. Its the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter. Marlene Dietrich 3. Funny Instagram Notes for Friends or Friendship Always Better Together. We and our partners use data for Personalised ads and content, ad and content measurement, audience insights and product development. It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you. Mark Twain, 4. You are a friend I will surely miss. Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss. Its not that diamonds are a girls best friend, but its your best friends who are your diamonds. Gina Barreca. My favorite kind of pain is in my stomach from laughing too hard. Unknown 9. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry. Unknown, 10. Harshil is a tech enthusiast with the zeal of changing the way people look at technology. Does anyone have a tampon I can borrow? Good gestures leave a lasting impression on friends, colleagues, and teammates, especially when they come as funny goodnight messages. Sometimes, the best things in life are the simplest. Viktor is a Counselor specialized in interpersonal communication and relationships. 2009 - 2023 All Rights Reserved. A friend is someone whose brain farts smell the same as yours do, because being stupid together is muchmore fun than being stupid all by yourself. Overthinking can stop when thinking is over. You should see me with my best friend. Unknown 6. Or, they might become incensed with you, plan their revenge, and then leave you a warning note telling you what your fate would be should you park there again. Why? Were pleased to see that Tic Tacs owner, Stan, decided to leave $50 to contribute towards a thorough car wash. 4 on the math homework? Hello? "Make Instagram Instagram again." Email the order confirmation to SocialSelf to get your unique coupon code. I cant believe how lucky you are to have me as your best friend. I hope you enjoyed the funniest Instagram notes on our blog that were savage! The days are getting shorter and the cold weather is setting in, which can only mean one thing: Norway, a gorgeous country where summer days feel like bliss, is widely known for Kvitnes Grd. There are two times when men dont understand their women its before marriage and after marriage. You and I are more than friends, were like a really small gang. Unknown, 10. I truly believe that best friends are angels that were sent to us from Heaven above. "The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.". A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down. Arnold H. Glasgow 11. My mom said we can hang if your mom is OK with it. It seems that Hey I just met you, and this is crazy is just the ideal opening line for all sorts of situations. 1. It allows users to leave a Note for followers they follow back or select. Good times and crazy friends make the best memories. Unknown, 13. When anyone positively comments on your for your looks, you know that your day is going to improve considerably from that day onward. Friends are just a call away! Well, I guess you're just like me. Below are some funny jokes to make a wife laugh through text: I've missed you for the last 24 hours, 1440 minutes, and 86400 seconds. I dont need another friend. Mate, its so important to have asupportiveand loving friend in life. And to think of it, I was the only person who never judged when you farted. The consent submitted will only be used for data processing originating from this website. This understandably disgruntled former employee has used this note to express all of her pent up emotion, and included a hefty dose of sarcasm for good measure. The person that wrote this angry note for a stranger was clearly in a pretty bad mood. I love that our long-distance relationship can survive solely on sending each other picture messages. Unknown 5. 2) Sometimes I feel that I can have better friends. I love to collect pictures of natural disasters. If you cant remember my name, just say chocolate Ill turn around. These funny and short quotes about friendship and laughter are perfect to send to a friend. When it comes to notes left for strangers, these post-it style Really? notes are top quality. Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. Thank you for understanding. May you get a promotion in the first week of your work . Some Friendship Don't Need Daily Talks. But, hey they were asked for a resignation letter, and they submitted one. Nobody else can understand my jokes. 1) Good morning handsome! This person is a loser 4. Everyone who works a part-time job knows that youre supposed to give your boss two weeks notice when you decide to leave. buh chick, buh buh chick, hey you've reached (your name) and i cant get to the phone so please leave a message after the tone (short silence) and dont forget the fries crispy Hailey Hi if your my parents I'm at church! Anyway, happy friendship day! Stuff like this is a perfect example of the funny office notes I've seen. Real friends are there to visit you not your house! Jennifer Wilson. Love you! Good food choices are better investments. Show your best friend how much you care about them with the following cute friendship quotes. Love at first sight, divorce at first fight! Congratulations! by Monica Sisavat What do you mean that there is a monster in the attic?! In the USA, each state has its own rules for parking. You're my Favorite Human Bean Life without you is like a broken pencil pointless. Shes my friend because we both know what its like to have people be jealous of us. Cher, Clueless 12. Show your BFF how much you love them and your unique friendship by sending them one of the following best friend quotes. *** I can't stand you. There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends. Sylvia Plath 11. It appears that employee Elizabeth has decided to leave her part-time job, and got a little creative when crafting her resignation letter. We hope that whoever found this on their windshield repurposed it and put it on somebody elses. As weve learned, including a fictional character in an angry note is a good strategy for not causing a real fight. I want everything to be perfect! Truth be told though, we cant argue with the following customer. 6. Well be best friends forever because you already know too much. Unknown 18. Presumably, the game is that the traffic warden has to search through the pile of tickets until they find the one that allows the car to park in that area. After all, why have one note when you can have two? You could ask them nicely, or give a practical reason for them not to enter. Looks arent everything, But I have them, Just in Case! 2. Hope you have a great day. Think about it this person could have hit someones mailbox and just posted their name and number. You drink too much. No, Instagrams notice board . I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later. Eros will have naked bodies; friendship naked personalities. C. And intelligence is not trying such a thing. You're cordially invited to have lunch with us. Then settle in with our list of funny friendship quotes. The original Grumpy Cat was a feline named Tardar Sauce, with an underbite and a case of dwarfism. 7. 4. We dont know. You find out who your real friends are when youre involved in a scandal. 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