Q: What's the only thing that grows in Cleveland? A: "I have reviewed your application" A: Drool. A sports reporter who was strolling by sees the incident and rushes over to interview the boy. ", Unimpressed, the UM alum says, "At the University of Michigan, they teach us not to piss on our hands.". I want it as far down into the ground as it is high and I want it to be completely sealed in so that we can finally have our peace! The genie grants the wish to Jim and his is instantly whisked away to his new paradise. Youre Nuts: What random event would you like to see added to the NFL Combine? Thats something Michigan fans will brag about until next year. The Buckeyes scored a touchdown within the first five minutes of the game, and the pace only picked up from there, as quarterback C.J. Great for fans! A: None, it's a sophomore course. All the articles and tweets Buckeye fans need for March 1, 2023. Chunks is my Rottweiler., In reply to In Which There Seems to Be Treachery, But All Ends Well by DoctorDave. Enjoy! Michigan is also a sizable 15-point favorite over Mel Tuckers Michigan State Spartans. I said, Hey! Even Michigan States star running back and Heisman Trophy candidate Kenneth Walker III who entered the game with 1,473 total rushing yards was limited to just 24 first-half yards. The. South til you smell it. Nice joke, but there is great irony in your spelling. How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Ohio? A: One, but he gets 3 credits. Luckily, the manager of the Wal-Mart came out and unplugged the horse. Overall, anything short of an 11-win season would be seen as a massive disappointment for the Wolverines. You actually learn something besides how to crumble under pressure at Michigan. Why does the wind blow South in Michigan? Michigan should be favored over Ohio State in The Big House, but by only one point is very telling. May I take your order please?. Q: What's the only thing that grows in Dayton? The weather in Ohio is truly unpredictable. A: Go Home. Nov 26, 2022; Columbus, Ohio, USA; Michigan Wolverines head coach Jim Harbaugh (right) and Ohio State Buckeyes head coach Ryan Day (left) shake hands before the game at Ohio Stadium. Butt Mud Brooks (@JoeRShafer) January 1, 2022, Ohio State Fans watching Michigan getting beat by Georgia pic.twitter.com/FUksQyZpPy, George Ashburn ("George in Columbus") (@jamdawg1) January 1, 2022. A: Because crap floats A: All the horses drowned. The smart one said proudly that they had just finished a jigsaw puzzle and it only took them two months. Q: Why do Toledo students have such beautiful noses? Q: What is the difference between a Michigan jersey and an onion? In a recent USA Today article by Buckeyes Wire, Ohio State author Phil Harrison claims that Jim Harbaugh and the Michigan Wolverines are "ripping off" Ohio State's gold pants tradition. Q: What do OSU grads use for Birth Control? So there's an expedition to Mount Everest and representatives from all of the Big Ten schools go. Q: If you have a car containing a Spartan wide receiver, a Spartan linebacker, and a Spartan defensive back, who is driving the car? With that the dog jumped up on the couch, and began giving high-fives to everyone. now = new Date(); year = now.getYear(); But Im warning you. why does it always take at least two of them to spell it? I am six feet tall, 200 pounds and a Michigan graduate. Q. Click here to take a moment and familiarize yourself with our Community Guidelines. pic.twitter.com/sgGfkOvqrT, Brett Kollmann (@BrettKollmann) November 20, 2021, OHIO STATE IS BEATING MICHIGAN STATE AS BAD AS GEORGIA IS BEATING CHARLESTON SOUTH pic.twitter.com/oDX1N3o2ba, Bakers Burner (5-5) (@clesportsfan69) November 20, 2021, Its sad that top teams in the country schedule these shitty games in November. Practice in Ann Arbor was delayed for two hours yesterday when one of the players happened to look down and noticed a suspicious looking, unknown, white powdery substance on the field. "Let's not forget that O-H-I-O is still a four-letter word.". Q: What does Ronda Rousey, Ohio State and the Green Bay Packers have in common? Im an Ohio State Buckeyes fan, the boy replies. Q: Why is "The Wave" banned in Nippert Stadium? The rest will dress themselves. How do you keep Ohio State's football team off your lawn? When Matt suggested we tell a Michigan joke for our column this week, my immediate instinct was to write 500 words on Jim Harbaughs contract. Freaking amazing. Mekka Don (@MekkaDonMusic) January 1, 2022. Q: What's the difference between the unibomber and the UofM basketball team? The guy right next to him is 6'5", 250 lbs. A: One, but he gets 3 credits. Q: What does it say on the back of every Cleveland State diploma? One lives in a field and is stuffed with hay. Q: What do you call "Go Blue!" Q: What will you never hear a Cleveland State grad say? The dog was wearing a Michigan jersey and helmet, and was festooned with Michigan pom-poms. But thats not really what Matt had in mind, so instead, I am selecting the joke that speaks to my soul as a former teacher. 2023 Minute Media - All Rights Reserved. For more College Football news, analysis, opinion and unique coverage by FanSided, including Heisman Trophy and College Football Playoff rankings, be sure to bookmark these pages. The Buckeyes are a sizable 8.5-point road favorite over the Fighting Irish. Why don't they have ice on the sidelines at Ohio State games? And there before Coach Meyer is a scene of unbridled joy. The Spartans defense, particularly the secondary, apparently decided to take the weekend off, while their offense was sloppy, stifled and beyond unproductive. Look, Im desperate. The guy sitting next to me is 6-2, 225 pounds and a Michigan graduate. Michigan, USC and Penn State. The teacher then asked why. Two Ohio State football players were hootin and hollerin while partying on campus when a bartender asked them why they were celebrating. A: Tell him a joke Monday morning. The little girl replied because I like Ohio State. Short Ohio Jokes Q: What's the only thing that grows in Cleveland? It's all the same dude. 3. It appears that after two . Q: How do you make Ohio State University cookies? Ohio fun facts & history In the 19th century, Ohio and Michigan fought a bitter war over the city of Toledo Michigan won and Ohio had to keep it. As a Michigan fan, I love some of the following jokes. and I am an Ohio State graduate. Before last years edition of The Game was unceremoniously canceled while we were recording, our old friend Tia Johnston and I ran through some of our favorite Michigan jokes. This week, Michigan football released images of its newest Ohio State victory chains. Michigan opened as a slight one-point favorite over Ohio State for The Game in The Big House. Republicans reveal resolution demanding Pete Buttigieg RESIGN for his response to the train derailment, his Portugal vacation during rail strike talks and 'extended absences' amid supply chain crisis The Michigan Wolverines are failing to put up much of a fight against the Georgia Bulldogs. In an ever-shifting college sports landscape, one rough season does not a bad coach make. Still cant believe these guys beat Ohio State. A: They choke whenever they get near a bowl. God replied "That's my house", http://nickmomrik.com/2006/11/17/ohio-state-jokes/. A: Because it was easier than crossing the goal line. When Bo got to heaven St. Peter met him immediately and said, "God would like to see you!". https://twitter.com/CoachVrabel50/status/1477083528017887232?s=20. I work for Automattic. Had this game been in The Horseshoe, the Buckeyes might be as much as a five-point favorite. A little boy and his mother were walking through an Ohio cemetery when they came upon a headstone that read: Here lies an OSU graduate and a good man. The little boy asked his mother, Mommy, why did they bury two people in there?, Coaches Jim Tressel and Lloyd Carr are walking down the beach talking about the rivalry between Ohio State and Michigan. Im not a Spartan fan either, the boy says. and pushes the representative from Ohio State off of the side of the mountain. A: The other one goes to Youngstown State. For more information, please read our Legal Disclaimer. at the top of his lungs and the noise echos off of the mountains and travels a great distance. Q: Why did Taylor Lewan choke an Ohio State grad? Like I said, I couldn't remember it. Februar 2023. Willard OH 44890 The Buckeye proudly replied, "Yeah, the box said 4 - 6 years! Ohio State's sneakiest 2023 transfer portal move. In reply to I like a good buckeye joke, by aenima0311. Copyright 2023 ClickOnDetroit.com is managed by Graham Digital and published by Graham Media Group, a division of Graham Holdings. The 6-foot-9 Lutheran East product placed the Buckeyes on a top schools list alongside Alabama, Indiana, Kent State . I'm so happy, I could be there," Scott Albrecht said. Ohio State got smacked around by Michigan for the first time in years in The Game, but taking some pleasure and finding a bit of joy in seeing the Wolverines struggle should help change their outlook on this year a little. Tony Gerdeman (@TonyGerdeman) November 20, 2021, Congrats to Michigan State on putting up as good of a fight as Charleston Southern pic.twitter.com/Ej7jrb3huc, Ryan (@BrewPack8) November 20, 2021, How Ohio State came out vs Michigan State pic.twitter.com/ONohMw3mcA, Chris Olave, Garrett Wilson, Julian Fleming & Jaxon Smith-Njigba seeing this Michigan State secondary pic.twitter.com/ainPMB7mHa, Michigan States coverage on OSUs receivers pic.twitter.com/UdshpeB2Y4, Trevor Sikkema (@TampaBayTre) November 20, 2021, Michigan State getting treated like Charleston Southern, Duncan Smith (@DuncanSmithNBA) November 20, 2021, Michigan State walking into Columbus this morning. You have a gun with only two bullets remaining. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to my wife, What setting do I use on the washing machine? It depends, she replied. It's still a great time to be an Ohio State football fan. How well they played Georgia in the Peach Bowl caught everyone by surprise. A: Because the senior who knew the recipe finally graduated. The OSU grad says, "At the Ohio State University, they teach us to wash our hands after we use the bathroom. 4 Ohio State and No. After this stunning display, everybody looks at the representative from Michigan, wondering how he's going to preserve Michigan's honor. A: S-mitten. pic.twitter.com/hm7Ik3rT59. Q: How do you make U of M cookies? Its a very good feeling, Brayden Cook said. Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the Ohio University campus? AZ, CO, CT, IL, IN, IA, KS, LA, (select parishes), MD, MI, NH, NJ, NY, OH, OR, PA, TN, VA, WV, WY, CA-ONT only.Eligibility restrictions apply. FOR MORE: https://nbc4i.co/3gFTWy6Stay informed about Columbus and central Ohio news, weather and sports! Daten ber Ihr Gert und Ihre Internetverbindung, wie Ihre IP-Adresse, Browsing- und Suchaktivitten bei der Nutzung von Yahoo Websites und -Apps. Click the card to flip Definition 1 / 23 To keep the Michigan cheerleaders from grazing at half time. A: The cactus has its pricks on the outside. All advice, including picks and predictions, is based on individual commentators opinions and not that of Minute Media or its related brands. 440.853.8364, Steves Auto The Ohio State fan replies back. I thought Ohio State leading Michigan State 49-0 at the half was impressive until I saw that Georgia is leading Charleston Southern 49-0! A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. Short Michigan Jokes ! exclaimed the bartender. The OHIO Podcast. I'm searching for my first hole-in-one. Build your customFanSided Daily email newsletter with news and analysis onFanSided.com and all your favorite sports teams, TV shows, and more. (act like someone's said a "too soon" type of joke). Brady Hoke immediately suspended practice as the FBI was called in, who later determined that the substance was actually the goal line. Let's open it and drink to friendship and cooperation." My mom is a Buckeye fan. Jokes will be told. Big Nut, Fan von Ohio State Buckeyes, war beim Spiel zwischen den Michigan State Spartans und den Ohio State Buckeyes in der Value City Arena in Columbus, Ohio, zugegen. A: Pay him for the pizza. What is 100 yards long and has 2 front teeth? It should be noted Michigan once again has a Charmin soft non-conference schedule, as they don't play nobody. The big game began with the Wolverines receiving the kickoff. With Ohio State picking up 500 yards in the first 30 minutes compared with Michigan States 116, Stroud went 29-for-31 for 393 yards and six touchdowns again, all in the first half. Coaches Jim Tressel and Lloyd Carr are walking down the beach talking about the rivalry between Ohio State and Michigan. Ohio State vs. Michigan Jokes Posted on 2014-11-29 UPDATED: November 29, 2014 __________ Mike W. walked into our living room with a dachshund under his arm. An OSU alum and a UM alum are standing next to each other in the men's room. Becky, my darling he whispered. One foggy night, a Buckeye fan was heading north from Columbus and a Michigan fan was driving south from Ann Arbor. Fol. Now, you still wanna tell me that joke?" by jvblaha. I dont know, Ive only had him for four years.. Why do OSU grads hang their diplomas from their rear view mirrors? Bucketheads Podcast: Ohio State looks to be playing better basketball approaching the B1G tournament, Why is this News? Q: Why did Woody Hayes leave Michigan Stadium early? I must tell you this before I go. Q: How do you make Michigan State University cookies? Your favorite teams, topics, and players all on your favorite mobile devices. As they are walking, Lloyd trips over something in the sand. #1. Q: What's the difference between Ohio State's football stadium and a porcupine? Michigan State football has the Herculean task of facing Ohio State this weekend. The various sports teams attract fans from their home states and elsewhere. A: They stick to the ground. He tells the boy, Ill title it Young Wolverine Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal'. And college football Twitter could not believe what a disaster of a matchup it was watching and had so many jokes. Q: What does a Great Lakes fish like to sing? Then I went home blew chunks!, Bartender says, Dude, you put back ten of anything and youre gonna feel wrong., Buckeye says, You dont understand. Hush my love, she replied. Q: What do you call someone who loves Michigan? Awfully unfair compared to the rest of the conference. A: Boss! But the Michigan fan doesn't have one, and the Ohio State fan says, "Aren't you going to have one too?" signs on a lawn at a home in Ohio? Q: Did you hear about the fire in Ohio State University's football dorm that destroyed 20 books? 7 ranked Michigan State pic.twitter.com/t8NNW3cUsl, Pickswise (@Pickswise) November 20, 2021, GOOD LORD, OHIO STATE. A: He wanted an academic challenge! Q: Why did the Youngstown State grad cross the road? A: Because the Buckeyes always look better on paper. 419.935.1301, The Pipe Shop A: Kick his sister in the mouth, A: He wanted him to GO BLUE! A: To keep the flies off the bride. exclaimed the bartender. Force feed the elephant. Q: Why did Forrest Gump choose 'Bama over OSU? No one should expect to make money from the picks and predictions discussed on this website. Everything an Ohio State fan would want. Of course, they'd drown in Lake Erie en route. And Ohio State fans are having a ton of fun with this. Fans were too excited about the big win against rival Ohio State. In Youre Nuts, two LGHL staff members will take differing sides of one question and argue their opinions passionately. A: Because Tennessee sucks and Ohio blows. Holding his head, he gets out of bed to investigate. Her sobs and prayers roused Jake from his coma, and looking up at Becky, his pale lips began to move slightly. The pothole struggle is all too real. "I want an impenetrable wall built around the entire state of Ohio so that none of those stupid Michiganians can ever get in. Nobody raised their hands until the . Although Michigan has won The Game each of the last two years, the two-time reigning Big Ten champions were joined by Ohio State in the most recent College Football Playoff. What is a buckeye anyways, man?. Whom do you shoot? Upon closer inspection it turns out to be a genies lamp. We played great, it was a great day.. Michigan once again has a Charmin soft non-conference schedule, Oregon Ducks football reinstates Traeshon Holden after brief dismissal, LIV Golf Posts Horrid Ratings For First Event of 2023, Early rivalry game odds for USC vs. Notre Dame revealed, Florida State sends ACC a warning shot amid rampant conference realignment, Early rivalry game odds for Texas vs. Oklahoma revealed. Steven Petite (@steven_petite) January 1, 2022. A: No one cries when you cut up a Michigan jersey. Do you still want to tell that joke?, The first man frowned. Thats true in most sports and its definitely true in college football. Flustered, the teacher asked why she liked Ohio State. God said "now that you're both here, I want to show you where you'll be spending all eternity." Why aren't OSU cheerleaders allowed to do splits? I don't allow stuff like that in my house!" Mike got down on his knees and begged. Regardless, it seems as though the bookmakers view the final year of the Big Ten East as a two-team race between Michigan and Ohio State with plucky Penn State clearly as the third wheel once again. if (year<1900) {year+=1900} document.write(year); Februar 2023. A: The real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet. This is a version of the one that I enjoyed the most. ~A dozen students were stuck on the escalator for several hours. A: So blind people can hate them too. probably doesn't translate well through the internets, but oh well. Donovan Edwards, Michigan Wolverines, Kourt Williams II, Ohio State Buckeyes. 50 IQ. Ohio fans rushed the field, pulled up all their own grass turf and started throwing it at the band. See more ideas about go blue, michigan wolverines football, wolverines football. Q: Why are all the trees in Kentucky leaning to the south? and I am an Ohio State Graduate. Woody asks God "Why does Bo get a house that so much bigger?" Here are some of our favorite jokes about Ohio State's biggest rivals. Guess everyone has heard that one already q: what's the only sign of intelligent life in columbus? and he is also an Ohio State Graduate. 12. Why do people choose such horrible music for these videos? Why does the wind blow south in Michigan? It should be notedMichigan once again has a Charmin soft non-conference schedule, as they dont play nobody. Jami's Joke: When Matt suggested we tell a Michigan joke for our column this week, my immediate instinct was to write 500 words on Jim Harbaugh's contract. It was reported that the Ohio Football Coach Jim Tressel will only be dressing 40 players for the Michigan game the rest of the players will have to dress them selves. One day, at an elementary school in Ann Arbor, Michigan, a teacher asked her class if the Michigan Wolverines were their favorite football team. So they can park in the handicapped spaces. Q: What's the only thing that grows in Dayton? Every thing is at pease. Q: Did you hear about the power outage at the Central Michigan library? The Michigan fan goes to the sink to wash his hands and the Ohio State fan starts to walk out. The first guy says, "No, not if I'm going to have to explain it three times", Two Ohio State football players were hootin' and hollerin' while partying on campus when a bartender asked them why they were celebrating. But not a good feeling for Ohio State fans. But that doesnt matter anymore. If you have your own favorite Ohio State joke, add it in the comments below. He locates the exact room, knocks on the door, and a Buckeye player lets him in. Twice. Facing Georgia in the College Football Playoff semifinal at the Peach Bowl Dec. 31, Ohio State kicker Noah Ruggles missed a 50-yard field goal wide left with three seconds left, giving the Bulldogs the 42-41 win despite scoring 40 points or more for the 10th time in 2022 with 467 yards of offense. Once they get to the top, the representative from Northwestern goes "Wow, it's really great that a guy from my school has made it all of the way here and I have to show the world my love for Northwestern," so he shouts "Go Wildcats!" Top 10 Best ohio state michigan jokes Reviews 2022 1. A: Put them in a big Bowl and beat for three hours. Jim Harbaugh is only going to dress 22 players for the game against Ohio State. But I wouldn't try it." One of the best things about rivalries is watching your rival fail. There's nothing worth craping on! Buster Bluth would be devastated. All the children raised their hands to be like the teacher except for one little girl. Privacy Policy . A: The Crime Rate! Keep Calm And Hate Michigan Red T-Shirt (Sm-5X) (Long Sleeve Large) . The Buckeye proudly replied, Yeah, the box said 4 6 years!. What does it say on your shirt? He yelled back, Go Michigan. She yelled back, Use hot water, a box of Tide and four cups of bleach., A man at a restaurant leans over to the man at the next table and says, Hey, do you want to hear a University of Michigan joke?, The man didnt look very happy. Ive been coming to this game for nine years now. Q: What did the OSU grad say to the Michigan grad? Q: Why did Michigan change their field from grass to artificial turf? Memes.com 2. Theirs says: Ann Arbor - North until you smell it, West until you step in it. He fell from the horse and was nearly trampled to death. Oh, I thought everyone in Michigan was either for the Wolverines or the Spartans. Relax and go to sleep., No, no. A: Punch him in the nose. Theyre the best., The reporter smiles, starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes: Juvenile Delinquent From Columbus Kills Beloved Family Pet., One day my nephew decided to wash his sweatshirt. A: He burned his lip on the tailpipe. Finally the Michigan alum goes to the back of his car and pulls out a bottle of Jack Daniels and states they should bury the hatchet and start anew while they wait for the cops and the tow truck to come. Q: Why don't UofM football players sink in the Great Lakes? The Ohio State fan agrees, and so the Michigan fan pours him a large stiff drink, which the Ohio State fan promptly downs in one swig. A: The real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet. Really, really bad. Stroud racked up some incredible first-half stats while leading his team to a whopping 49-0 halftime score. Put a class room there!!! Who disturbs me? asked the genie. Did you hear about the power outage at the Columbus mall last week? Q: Did you hear about the bus full of OSU fans that got hit by a train? A: A visitor. No. Simply put, that road win gives Ohio State way more wiggle room than Michigan. 107 Sandusky St. A buckeye fan and spartan fan are walking through the woods when they come across a set of tracks. Its what happened today that matters. A: Because it's the closet they will come to getting a "Degree". Mike W. walked into our living room with a dachshund under his arm. May 29, 2012. A: Whale to the victors. A: Who cares? A: A visitor. But understandably, there were very differentexpectations for these two contests. Q: How do you get from Ann Arbor to Columbus? USC Trojans. Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. Ohio State mens basketball vs. Maryland: Game preview and prediction. A: Ted Kaczynski actually got his degree from Michigan. Q: How many Ohio State freshmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I dont allow stuff like that in my house!, Mike got down on his knees and begged. A: Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours. For all intents and purposes, they are a NY6 lock and a great pick to make the playoff. The genie grants the wish to Jim and Michigan players could be in the Browns sights' this spring. Q: How many Xavier University freshman does it take to change a light bulb? Last time I tipped back a Wolverine I couldnt stop till the tenth one. Q: What happens when blondes move from Michigan to Ohio? How do you make up the difference? A: Because Michigan has always looked better on paper. Why do ducks fly over Columbus, Ohio upside down? It's my fault." A: Going to Class. Then, in the end, its up to you to determine whos right and whos nuts. Eventually puppies grow up and stop . 4. "Clearly, those are from a dog" argues the spartan fan. Terms at draftkings.com/sportsbook. A: Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours. Sorry, since were in Ann Arbor, I just assumed you were, says the reporter, and he starts writing again. A: Two: One for each of the garbage can's handles. Q: How do you casterate an Michigan State Spartans fan? Q: Why did Cincinnati change their field from grass to artificial turf? A: What's the dilemma? (Photo by Michael Reaves/Getty Images). I'm not saying Bearcats basketball players are dumb, but the coach is dressing six players for this Saturdays game. OH-IOloudly screamed at any eventI've even heard it at funeralsperhaps it's some sort of mating call to avoid tainting of the normal gene pool A: A nut that always cracks under pressure. A: S-mitten. Now, that's not looking so great after less than a half of football against Ohio State and fans are letting them hear about it. The genie now tells Lloyd hell grant him one wish. "Just because your parents are Wolverine fans doesn't mean you have to be. 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